Making Banned in Bama mean something again. Looks like the Hahn family has a busy week ahead, thanks to a ban of one of their wines by the Alabama Alcoholic Beverage Control Board. Now, I can’t describe a full-bodied nymph, but I know one when I see one. (It goes great with steak! Zuh-ING!) Better than watching art nudeveau French chicks on cycles? Watching a ban in action. Banned in Bama can only mean one thing: Fuh-REE PR.
ROLL WINE!*
*YOU try and riff off that classic rallying cry and still make it fit the story. It was either that, or Alabanma.
1 comment:
Gud to see thems revenuers wastin' there time shakin' a stick at some fancy-pants wine that'll never sell a lick in `Bama nohows. Keepin' those boys bottled up down in Montgomery fussin' over that nekkid lady meanz they won't have time to come up here to DeKalb County and keep bustin' up me and Junior's still. Good times ahead, I'll tell you what.
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