“Steven Seagal: Lawman.” No, really.

HOW are you not watching this new A&E reality show. Well, one way: If the production company suing A&E has their way, you won’t be seeing it. What you will see is classic TV network hairsplitting: Production company proposes idea for Seagal to do show with them for A&E. Something like the Apprentice where contestants compete to be Seagal’s Daniel son. (Yawn.) A&E and Seagal’s people then say, eh, no. Let’s do a cop show. Hmmm. The ideas are different, albeit not that much, but production company did approach Mojo Priest first. What to do, what to do.

Either way, Steven taking home $200K per episode? Hope he’s sharing the wealth with the other dudes on the force.