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Friday, September 4, 2009

I will be ready for 2012.

Mom, I’m home. My stint at AdRants over for the week, I can now catch up on some housekeeping here. Like, this amazing piece of American Survival Technology I found while cleaning out the garage (made in China of course). Only thing missing is the tagline: “Best of all—it’s a Wilcor.” So why is he smiling? Because he knows that Space Age polymer technology is built into every one of those .79¢ plastic beauties. When the sun’s rays finally melt through the ozone circa 2012, both me and him will be ready. You have been warmed.

1 comment:

Dree said...

When it comes to survival, it might not matter what country the provisions comes from.