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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Remember, when shopping last-minute, buy American!

Forget about toys from those “other” countries. I mean really, like Canada. Sure they let us film movies there because it’s cheaper than shooting in New York City, but what do we really know about them—or their toys? Yes, they gave us Phil Hartman—but they also gave us April Wine. They’re probably up there now, plotting something nefarious with their toys. Toys YOUR children, your AMERICAN children will play with. I don’t know how you people can sleep at night. I really don’t.


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