– The busiest fucking site you will ever fucking see.
– Stock for steak.
– A decade without comment is like a decade without, comment.
– RuPaul’s ‘Dragulator’ makes you queen for a day.
– Life sucks, have some cereal.
– Masses clamoring for real ketchup change, rejoice.
– Don’t like your brand’s name? App that shit.
– Hello Kitty chainsaw. (Via.)
– No Bukowski boxers?
– The Got No Views Blues.
– More prostitutes is more better.
– Blacks only allowed in Disney World during February.
– Not your mom’s NASCAR any longer.
– Star Wars, scaled back. (Via.)