Feel The love. Did I
So, you have fleece-wearing Minutemen trying to prevent us from being fleeced! No more taxes? No to any taxes? No Big Government in general? No Government Healthcare? No to Nobama? All of those? People, settle down and focus. Code Red helps no one! We’ve got real problems: Pelosi’s pink slip is showing. Who will save us? Sam’s busy cashing government checks, so that just leaves one man: J.D. Haworth — The candidate with a fucking star in his name. He’ll lead us out of this quagmire with a fierce stare and fiercer dedication. He’s not just running for office—he’s running for America, mister!*
Rest easy Tea Bag Nation, rest easy.
*That’s three quality campaign taglines in a row. Where else can you find THAT?