No Tiger? No problem.

Each new Gillette gym membership comes complete with sullen Kasey Kahne and Denny Hamlin! (Fully-clothed pit crew not available at all locations.) Nice little homage, though. My official It’s not a bad razor disclaimer? It’s not a bad razor. While I wait for them to invent the 15-blade mega shaving experience, Fusion Force Five™ will do for now! Sure beats the usual Best A Man Can Get slash Aqua Velva vibe they’ve been running.