Overheard Internet.

Because internet comments are cool, honest and sad. In an unedited B-roll, straight to your monitor kinda way...


“‘Mommy will be gamblering from 10:30am to 4pm’ is going to be my new status update for the foreseeable future.”
– TableNein


“That was nothing. Cindy needs to toughen up.”
– drwforever1


“people think that 2012 is the end for religous reasons what it really is is the day chuck norris and bruce lee will return for a rematch so epic that all mankind will be wiped off the face of the planet.”
– lefthandmagee


“slash is a hack”
– shermanhillbilly


“Old 56 year old man must answer your question: His wife/girfriend want the stockings, so he has to drink the poison by subjecting himself to the mortification of going to the ladies stocking department to buy them.....shhesh you kids today....”
– Anonymous


“Another win for america.”
– Ads4U