Because internet comments are cool, honest and sad. In an unedited B-roll, straight to your monitor kinda way...
“‘Mommy will be gamblering from 10:30am to 4pm’ is going to be my new status update for the foreseeable future.”
“That was nothing. Cindy needs to toughen up.”
“people think that 2012 is the end for religous reasons what it really is is the day chuck norris and bruce lee will return for a rematch so epic that all mankind will be wiped off the face of the planet.”
“slash is a hack”
“Old 56 year old man must answer your question: His wife/girfriend want the stockings, so he has to drink the poison by subjecting himself to the mortification of going to the ladies stocking department to buy them.....shhesh you kids today....”
“Another win for america.”