Can't. Beat. Local.

I guess Dan was busy, so his brother Steve filled in? That’s okay; it doesn’t lessen the enthusiasm any. Come on down this week only because we’re giving away awkward deliveries and hand motions for the first 500 people. Oh, and balloons for the kids. It would never happen, but if a major auto brand ever reversed cast local stuff like this and ran it nationally, the closest I could think to getting a spokesperson with that special *flair* would be Gary Busey.

(MTLB Pledge of Kwality Disclaimer: Well, not really, but Dan’s is also where I found this CFC gem.)