Save the date: June 20th is the last chance to explode some arteries.

Some would say you could do that every day in ’Marika, mister! Now through June 20, get your IHOP Pancake Stacker—a FIVE-LAYER PANCAKE SANDWICH FULL OF CREAM CHEESE. How did Paula Deen not come up with this? See, even if you ban kids’ meal toys, there’s always a workaround people–there just is!

(Via Dumb as a Blog.)