Somewhere, Iron Eyes Cody feels outdone.

First the white man steals our land, now he steals our tears. Okay, so he was just an actor. Don’t let that though ruin what you’re about to see.

Sometimes, you can’t make it to celebrate someone’s birthday on the actual day, or maybe you get together with friends after the holidays are over to exchange gifts and whatnot-a-ree. It doesn’t water down the occasion, rather, the delay enhances the experience when you do finally get together.

*Enhances*.

I GIVE YOU POST EARTH DAY GREATNESS.

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