Back in my day, we didn’t have eBay for porn—we had Nat Geo.

And we were happy. Are we in the dawn of a new age of political ads or what. WE JUST MAY BE! Carly’s sheep? Oh, smooth. And now, forget guns, California’s Meg Whitman likes porn... and wants to sell it your kids. Well, *sold* is more like it since she’s no longer running the company. But you get the implied tangential connection between your darkest fears and the latest polling numbers. But would Mitt or McCain endorse just any peddler of the smut? I think not. Or maybe Steve Poizner is just unhappy eBay gave slightly more to Democrats than the GOP.

(Via Wonkette.)