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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

But wait, there’s more...

– “It’s the story of a Chinese gorilla who knows karate.” Sold!
– Pizza in Naples cooked with wood from coffins.
– Wounded Platoon.
– 1,000 true fans.
– More mustard, bitch. NOW!
– Cocaine Cowboys field guide to Miami.
– Kids teaching Stephen Hawking’s Time Travel.
– Who ya gonna stall? Ghostbusters attack budget cuts at the New York Public Library.
– Don’t be a FourSquare a-hole.
– 48 hours magazine. No, for real, a mag in 48 hours.
– We sure about that space travel thing?

1 comment:

Howie said...

Where do you find this stuff! LOL No as for the Taser Condiment Assailant there is a glitch in the story. She either had a taser that she had to touch you with, or she only had one shot. I mean don't the wired ones need to be manually reloaded? Or am I not up to date on my taser types? LOL