Cue animal theme attack ads for the fall, I guess.

Demon Sheep II—The Fleecing of California. Awesome. The title writing for political short films spots are getting more porn title-ish every day. And, doncha’ kno, Sarah Palin is endorsing Carly Fiorna on Facebook—where else of course—with literally everything in her NRA-backed arsenal:

“Carly has been endorsed by the National Right to Life, the California Pro-Life Council, and the Susan B. Anthony List. She is pro-life, pro-traditional marriage, pro-military, and pro-strict border security and against amnesty. She is against Obamacare and will vote to repeal it and prevent the government takeover of private companies and industries. Carly is also a strong supporter of the Second Amendment. Like me, she is a member of the NRA, has a 100% NRA rating, and she and her husband are gun owners. She is pro-energy development and believes as I do in an all-of-the-above approach to energy independence. She is against cap and tax. And most importantly, Carly is the only conservative in the race who can beat Barbara Boxer. That’s no RINO. That’s a winner.”

Some say the winner was misunderstood. All I know is, my once-fast HP products have gotten bloated and more difficult to use ever since.