Look Yahoo, it’s not you, it's me, okay?

I just don’t think we should see each other anymore. I need someone who’s grown up, who knows how to keep their desktop clean. Someone who won’t become all big and bloated like your friend AOL. See, Google and me have this uncomplicated relationship. I ask it a question, and it gives me what I want, what I need. It doesn’t make wild claims about being No. 1 without proof. Look, I’ll always be there for you, just not in *that* way. I’m sorry.