Because internet comments are cool, honest and sad. In an unedited B-roll, straight to your monitor kinda way...
“Van hagar is like............ listening 2 death”
“@Amazed. Clearly you don’t work in advertising. If you did, you would think posts from the wife of a top agency guy are incredibly annoying. I guarantee you she’s a horrible person. She's probably bathing in baby's blood right now.”
“I’ve officially masturbated to everything.”
– Katie Huegel
“Because, Joe Tulsa, most universities are run by marxists and socialists that also hate America and teach your kids the same stuff on your dollar.”
“Star Wars fanatic: Straight ish. I am willing to grant some validity to that but Star Trek fanatic: Totes Gay ish”
– I’m Waitin’ for Dolemite