Saturday, July 24, 2010
“So what do you think about voicing the concerns of the opposition with really contrived scenarios?” I like it! Only thing missing at the end was the synchronized fist bump. Linda McMahon is back, shaking things up and trying to be the different change Washington needs. SHE CORRALS WRESTLERS—SHE CAN CORRAL RUNAWAY SPENDING IN WASHINGTON! Right? (Of course, with an enviable workplace safety record any employer would be proud of too.) Wait, wasn’t Obama supposed to be the different change we needed? You mean more than one person is using that same positioning? Oh. *shock, awe* Uh-oh, looks like distorted military service records trump wrestler corralling. For now.