SARAH PALIN—SAYING THE WORDS YOU WANNA HEAR, AMERICA!

SORRY FOR GOING ALL JACK BAUER CAPS BUT SARAH MADE ME DO IT. SO I’M EATING A GIANT STEAK, WATCHING TOP GUN AND TED NUGENT SMALL ARMS VIDEOS WHILE SALUTING MYSELF AS I WATCH THE NEW PALIN MINI-EPIC. THIS ISN’T JUST A MOVEMENT—IT’S A RALLYING CRY OF WORDS AND PHRASES, MADE UP OF LETTERS. INDIVIDUAL LETTERS. THEY’RE NOT RED, WHITE OR BLUE EITHER, BUT AMERICAN LETTERS. AFTER THIS, I’M GOING OUT AND RESCUE AMERICAN PUPPIES FROM BURNING AMERICAN CARS. THE KIND DETROIT USED TO MAKE. DID I MENTION TED NUGENT?

(Via Gawker.)