Allstate’s All-Pro high five.

Hafta agree with YouTubers. That is a professional grade high-five – for a college team. Mayhem is back in two recent sports-themed spots with Dean nearly almost coulda died Winters. One has him on the roof fixing a Dish and the other trying to find a stadium entrance. Much preferred over the take the scary out of life message Travelers is going with lately where they imply potential dangers are preventable. Allstate knows mayhem happens – and it’s not a question of if.*

*And yeah, yeah, blah, blah, wah, wah, “Burnett ripped off Fallon’s Risk who both ripped off Mythology.” Heard all about it. Want a list of all the agencies who “stole” ideas? Take a number. Now kindly, stfu.