“The captain has turned on the ‘No Spooning’ sign.”

Air New Zealand to offer the unthinkable: more room in the plane. Well, it’s the same room – it just means a few rows up some poor bastard who couldn’t afford the upgrade is squished. Why is this news? It’s not. I just love shots of happy couples at 40,000 ft. without a care in the world. BECAUSE WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN.