With all the features of the *big* camcorders.

Big? We love us some big but that thing was already the size of a phone book. Wait, okay, see, phone books were these unwieldy things that had the phone numbers and addresses of people in your city. If you needed info, you would just look it up. (Then you’d have to wash your hands because the ink from the pages would be on your fingers.) Say you were looking for, oh, I don’t know, big-ass camcorders, you would just... Oh nevermind.