Overheard internet.

Yep, they said it...


“This is day-um ridiculous. How is a bitch supposed to make a living with Craigslist Adult Services shut down?  Gawker Dating? Hah! Those cheap bastards are so fugly they cracked my computer screen.  You can find me on Craigslist under home repairs where I charge $200 per hour to fix your "plumbing".  Just look for Magenta.” 
– Total Package


“Anyone calling Obama “president” is a Traitor to America and the US Constitution and will be prosecuted when we take power. We got to get rid off the Liberals like we did to Nazis in Berlin.”
– Kim Bailey


“Americans are only good for porn and hot dogs.”
– Kublo


“While the monetary cost is trivial, the amount of effort to turn around management is huge. This happens in a lot of corporations, where the best known subsidiary may have a radically different methodology. In this case, it’s Tazo’s approach to the web. Remember, Tazo is owned by Starbucks, which designs HTML5-featured sites around the iPad. They’re no stranger to a forward-thinking web presence.”
– sudont


“Another shot? No, thanks. But I'll take the $800,000 we originally won. ”
– heywhat


“Long time coming. I am straight, and proud to have my country defended by anyone who so chooses.”
– Carl