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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Burger King introduces the Beef Dirigible.

They say America doesn’t innovate anymore? Okay, Europe, this puts to rest THAT idea and the one about the Fat American. Look what just invaded your continent – again. It’s the triple-patty X-TRA long chili cheese burger with chile-cheese sauce and jalapeños. The HELL? Only thing missing are wings and a cockpit. Geez, why does new food technology like this get relegated to launches in Europa first? AREN’T WE THE OBESE NATION? DIDN’T WE INVENT GRILLS AND STENTS? Why isn’t that being prototyped here is all I want to know.

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