Yep, they wrote it...
“It has been rumored hby those in the know that a nuclear plant in the US was built on a fault (cheapest land). To solve the *stability* issue, construction teams dumped I-beams and so forth into the fault as a lattice and then poured concrete. The same sort of remedy may work in Japan.”
“Perhaps this is an allusion to "I am Legend", with Will Smith and his German shephard in the bathtub? The gun is suggestive.”
“That $300m is really $150m. And after fed. taxes and NY taxes it's $82m. Split 7 ways it's about $12m a piece. Not a fortune and you can easily spend it if you're just a dopey gov't office worker who knows nothing about business. People with the worker mentality never understand money. And let's hope none of them agree to a press conference because these things are just free advertising to induce people to waste money on lotto tickets.”
– Miss Wanker