Attention Hot Senior Singles* in your area now! Besides being disappointed that Drudge missed out on a gem like “Weiner won’t pull out,” I’m bummed it’s taken me three months to get my first piece of awesome direct mail. FORGET THE DANGEROUS INTERNET BECAUSE THIS IS NOT INTERNET DATING. It’s better, it’s direct mail dating!
*Forehead scar and nasty color are not my doing. They just aren’t!