DWUIG. (Driving while under the influence of ghosts.)

Yeah, except, no in the new USDOTNHTSA Drive Sober campaign. (Man do we love our acronyms. Like jazz and complaining, one of the few original forms of art we have left.) Checkpoints might catch them but the problem is up to the point someone gets caught, nobody’s watching. Except for your friend, who’s also getting hammered.