NOBODY MAKES OUT ON MY WATCH, UNLESS IT’S WITH THE FLOOR AFTER I KNOCK THEM OUT OR SHOOT THEM. AND LITTLE RICKY SCHRODER IS STARTING TO ANNOY ME. TOUGH? HE’S NOT TOUGH. HAS THERE EVER BEEN ANYONE REMOTELY NAMED SCHROEDER ON TV WHO WAS? OH YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. HE PLAYED PIANO FOR A DOG. I REST MY CASE. IN FACT, I’M GOING TO START SPELLING HIS NAME THIS WAY:
Little Ricky Schroder.

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After checking out a few of the keywords some of you freaks type to end up here, I give you Chaka: the perfect blend of search and Pacuni, ’cause I’m all about the SEO yo. Apparently Chaka hasn’t exactly been living in a cave since he has a myspace. Hey why not. If anyone can, (wait for it),

Chaka can.

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