iTaser not included.

Does the iSafe bag work? Holly Says. So does CBS news, so it must! Wonder how many false alarms are going to go off when school starts up. Soon as one of the *older* girls finds out who has one, cue constant setting off of alarm, followed by annoyed teacher confiscating bag.

Move over Snuggie.

The Snazzy Napper is like a burka for dreaming, no? Is it me or are informercial product names now doubling as Jersey Shore cast names? (Snuggie. ShamWow. Snazzy Napper.)

(Via.)

“Even in places they can’t stand to go.”

“Make the logo bigger: Come for the branding discussions–stay for the P-Mate informercials.”

Stand up and order now.

Update: The original? (Via.)