You ate them for the prize.

YOU JUST DID, OKAY? Creepy implications aside, how many spots now go without dialog? None I know.

She blinded me with Chesterfields.

Always. Be. Cooler.

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Let’s be careful out there.

This weekend, let’s watch out for those weak moments, please?

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In times like these...

Why not return to the good old days where fear of being fired was incentive enough to buy!

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Because wishers win.

You never seem to come across a good Toastimonial anymore.

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Women, exercise your Veto power.

That’s about the only wordplay/pun not included in the copy here. Gratuitous use of exclamation points? Check! Spoon-worthy armpits? Check!

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Well then mister, if you don’t know, I guess that makes you a commie.

And not *just* a commie, but a commie bastard.

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