I-80 eastbound. Clear skies. Empty road. And that can mean only one thing: time for Art Bell. I love conspiracy shit. Always have. Lone Gunmen. Bigfoot. X-Files. Loch Ness. Millenium. Scott Norwood and wide right. All of it.But Art takes it to a new level. It’s Springer without the toothless threesomes, and broadcast from The Philippines. Tonight’s show featured Dr. Stephen Greer and his disclosureproject.org claiming he has classified evidence about former astronauts Neil Armstrong, Gordon Cooper and others who all claim there are aliens on the moon. Go here or here for other transcripts of what they claim to have seen.
Dr Greer also believes we need to be ambassadors for the aliens that visit us. No way. I saw Independence Day. That little welcoming party on the roof, the one with the signs and a DJ? Turned out great. And if they try to pull a Mars Attacks!? Not happening. I’ll go old-school and ack-ack their ass back into the stone age with my Slim Whitman CD, (remastered edition).
But I digress.
It’s not Art that makes the show – it’s Art’s callers. My lucky night. An out-of-body experience. A caller visiting planet Earth for the second time around. A guy who’s best friend on the police force ‘disappeared’ after announcing he invented a car that runs on water. Garage and car completely cleaned out by the next morning. No trace of inventor or invention. Dr. Greer confirmed this is the work of Fossil Fuel Freaks out to make sure we never wean ourselves off of raptor bones.
This stuff writes itself.
Oh, and the woman who doesn’t own a computer asking for the Doc’s phone number. Irony rears its ugly head as he responds he doesn’t have one. But she can visit the website if she wants. These two should hook up.
Another guest features a story about the Knights of the Temple, aka The Knights Templars yes, the group like the one in The Da Vinci Code who hold secret initiations involving a dead goat. Who needs caffeine when you have this stuff people. Bought me another four hours as I scanned the skies for pulsating lights.
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3 comments:
"Hello, Bill, east of the Rockies. Welcome to the program. You say you're being pursued by a strange oval-shaped light as you drive through rural Ohio? Tell us more."
The Knights Templar visited the moon WAY before Armstrong!(And of course Mars - duh.) And X-files was prodcued by the CIA as disinformation to throw us off the track!
And some Soviet cosmonauts saw some weird stuff once. And they were atheists.
Cosmonauts Svetlana Savitskaya, Igor Volk, and Vladimir Dzhanibevok, who had just joined the others on the space station, also saw the beings. "They were glowing," they reported. "We were truly overwhelmed. There was a great orange light, and through it, we could see the figures of seven angels. They were smiling as though they shared a glorious secret, but within a few minutes, they were gone, and we never saw them again."
Gotta jet. I just typed CIA, Soviet, Templar and angel in one post, which means black helicopters should be landing on the lawn in about 15.
yb - they'll be there after sundown.
And you'll never hear them coming.
;-p
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