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Monday, January 8, 2007

Scary America. Thank God.

Otherwise, what would I blog about, right? So this is where I discovered I was on the wrong side of a Wisconsin road seconds away from death. In a near-death haze for several hours afterwards, I wandered into a truck stop later that night. It was then I wished there was an Overheard in New York site for the land of cheese, fireworks and indoor waterparks. It would make the following conversation between the woman behind the counter and the rest of the Charles Bukowski rejects a worthwhile submission:

CBR#1: “Well, gotta go home now and get drunk.”

CBR#2: “Have one for me.”

Cashier: “You know, gettin drunk’s ok, just as long as you don’t puke.”

Well said cashier. Well said indeed.

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1 comment:

RFB said...

And you had the presence to photograph a near fatal head-on collision.

Move over, Chuck Norris. Bill is BACK!