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Friday, April 27, 2007

ABC. ALWAYS. BE. COVERING.

Your ass.

Man, send the Cristal over to Alec’s PR peeps for pulling this one off. Guy really is a pretty good actor. Way to get both Barabara Walters and Rosie singing your praises while excusing your behaviour–for you. Alec, you shoulda just said, “I fucked up. Went too far.” Stop right there and don’t even bring in the “I was really angry at what Kim did in the past and the media is responsible because....” Good father? Fuck you–go home and play with your kids. (Hope dictionary.com has enough server space on their narcissist definition page–I know Madonna, Angelina and Orpah have all been fighting for more PT there.)

Always. Be. Covering.

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3 comments:

James-H said...

Did you see him grab Rosie's knee at :33 seconds? She looks at her knee, then quickly at the audience, then back at her knee in a total "Oh no he didn't" double-take.

If Alec Baldwin so much as reached for my hand, I'd stab him with a car key.

RFB said...

And later, James - he grabs Barbara's knee. This is the calculated Alec charm at work.

Anonymous said...

Next up: Kim goes on Larry King for her softball interview.