“Let me show you how to get 600 new followers—guaranteed.”
“Man, if they cancelled Heroes, I swear!”
“Thanks for the follow—looking forward to helping you [unleash, harness, employ] the power of social media.”
“Hey, did you guys know that Mc Hammer was on Twitter? Yo @MCHammer, wHaT uP dAwG!”
“Thanks for the follow. Do you like unicorns?”
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Hey Bill! I heard your fax machine is hooked up to my fax.
Thanks for the fax follow! I look forward to helping you unleash the power of faxes. Do you like faxed photocopies of unicorns?
You forgot, "Get a free copy of my ebook here!" ;-)
And what's the problem with unicorns?
Roger
My favorite thus far has been:
"I am a marketing GOD with the power to make you money!"
And while I like unicorns, I think the Pegasus is by far the more attractive species.
I had a guy on facebook write “Thanks for being my friend. Remember, referrals = money.” He's a real estate agent in Florida. He's dead and doesn't even know it.
@Ben - Go ahead. Hit ‘send’ now.
@Neuro - Childhood injury.
@Amy - What about Centaurs?
@Barbara - Referrals DO equal money. Look at me rollin’ in it.
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