Who sucked and who didn’t? Won’t know until the USA Today rankings come out, but I’m not impressed by a lot of what I saw. The ones in Bold were the best of the lot in my honest opinion. However, I kept waiting for that one spot that you go 'holy shit!’ over.
Never did see it though. Way too much animalcation and personification of products. (Diet Pepsi anyone? I’m surprised the lid didn’t pop prematurely when the back-up singers touched it – why not, it popped eevery other time.) Bud Light’s seemed the most consistently written of all the spots.
Aleve - Leonard Nimoy’s hand pain gets in way of an appearance.
Ameriquest - Patient’s family walks in on medical misunderstanding.
Ameriquest Plane turbulence creates awkward situation.
Bud Light - Office manager motivates employees with hidden bottles.
Bud Light - A secret fridge stocks Bud Light.
Bud Light - Man saves himself from scary bear.
Bud Light - Men pretend to work on rooftops, but relax instead.
Budweiser - Young Clydesdale dreams big.
Budweiser - Sheep is a big fan of big game.
Budweiser - Stadium crowd turns a wave into a Bud promotion.
Burger King - Whopperettes sing and dance.
CareerBuilder - Chimps celebrate strong sales quarter.
CareerBuilder - Employees commiserate about workplace animals.
Degree for Men - People living on the edge in Stunt City.
Diet Pepsi - Jackie Chan appears in an action film.
Diet Pepsi - Diet Pepsi sings with Diddy.
Dove Dove - promotes self-esteem fund for young girls.
Emerald of California - Machete men love Emerald Nuts.
ESPN - Fan is in sports heaven when he uses ESPN's mobile phone.
FedEx - Cave man uses prehistoric overnight delivery.
Ford Motor - Kermit says green is good when he sees Escape hybrid.
Gillette - Five-blade razor is a top secret until now.
GM Cadillac - New Escalade truck poses on the catwalk as fashion model.
GM Hummer - Monsters marry and have a Hummer baby.
GoDaddy - GoDaddy woman sends man for oxygen again.
Here's to Beer.com - Drinkers toast to beer in different languages.
Honda - Ad for Ridgeline pickup brings trucking icons to life.
MasterCard - MacGyver buys lifesaving gadgets with MasterCard.
Michelob Ultra - Amber Touch football gets ugly.
Motorola - Meteoric explosion helps create new Pebl phone.
Nationwide Insurance - Life moves fast for romance novel cover star Fabio.
NFL.com - Vote for Super Bowl MVP.
NFL Mobile - Fan checks scores at checkout line.
NFL Network - A nation of NFL fans and players.
NFL/United Way - Players support United Way.
PS Cleaning Products - Some people avoid germs by living in green suits.
Sierra Mist - Sierra Mist can't clear airport security.
Sprint - Sprint phone doubles as theft deterrent.
Sprint - Man downloads music for any occasion from Sprint phone.
Toyota - Boy compares bilingual father to hybrid vehicle.
Toyota - Tacoma pickup rides out the incoming tide.
4 comments:
So say you have a bunch of money, millions of dollars, you can do anything you want to promote your business. What do you choose? A soft core boobie commercial. Oh how edgy, oh how 1985, Oh how sad.
It's kind of embarassing watching all these boomer men going through their mid life crisis on tv. Bob Parsons of GoDaddy is possbily the saddest middle aged man in America today.
Seriously, Bob, you run a domain name and web site service, why do you have to rub this poor girls titties all up in our face about it? Is your Viagra kicking in extra hard this season. You are so yuk. I would rather have my fingernails pulled off than watch your lame ass ads again.
Yuk, yuk and yuk. It's the 21st century Bob. Catch up. We're not all whores and sluts you know.
I made a personal vow today not to sleep with any guy that uses GoDaddy as his registration service. I think you can tell a lot about a man based on his business decisions, and if you want to climb in Bed with GoDaddy, you can get they hell out of mine.
GoDaddy - Eww!
Yeah, those GoDaddy ads are like watching your sad uncle go through his mid life crisis right in front of you.
I so do not want to see it. Aack.
all the bud commercials sucked. i would rather they go back to wassup rather than showing people going nuts for Bud. think about it. it's budweiser. what's there to get excited about besides the cheap price?
" what's there to get excited about besides the cheap price?"
Why, the cute horsies of course!
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