Talk about an October surprise. It’s the Arizona Cardinals giving that Monday night game away to the Bears all over again. If you’re running the campaign for the Dems? All they have to do is keep the ball on the ground and run out the clock.And. Who. Shows. Up.
This has to be like watching porn for Karl Rove.
Tags: politics, John Kerry, Karl Rove . (via Drudge)
5 comments:
At the least he has blown his shot at an '08 prez bid. Obama is laughing quietly.
Even George Clooney has a better shot in '08 than Kerry.
SHHHHH! Please don't float that balloon. If this country elects a President Clooney, I'm going to England to live with Madonna.
No one trips over the collective Democrat Party dick more than Kerry.
You think the DNP can gracefully lock him in a soundproof room for a week?
And hey, What's wrong with Clooney? We have a strong history of unqualified men in the White House.
Think he'd make Matt Damon Secretary of State?
Put the Coen Brothers in charge of domestic policy. Scarlett Johansen can be honorary First Lady.
How many advertising creatives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None...wait....six....no...DAMNIT!
I botched this joke. Nevermind.
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