Put Santa on it. The Star of David. Whatever religion you want! Holiday Display Palette™ 1.0 is flexible! Order two, three or even more and embrace the entire neighborhood by representing all religions and faiths. It’s also weather-resistant and protest-resistant. No fear of passing Rabbis calling the town council. Christians, tired of the mere mention of the word Kwanzaa? I bet you are. No problem. The HDP™ lets you go all-Santa, all the time in the privacy of your own backyard. And, its durable religion-neutral, all-wood construction means you’ll enjoy years of worry-free Holiday celebration, no matter what your faith. Its compact size stores easily too.ARE PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS? Maybe it’s this diet I’m on, (I want pizza so bad I can’t see straight), but what the hell happened to Christmas, or whatever it is we call it now? Christmas trees banned in Seattle airport now? I have a novel idea. Instead of being exclusionary and banning public displays, why not celebrate the diversity of faiths and religions and have all denominations featured in public.
Isn’t that what this country is about? Kwanzaa, Christmas, Hanukkah, etc. All of us in this mess together? What’s next, banning the fucking color red? Otherwise, why not just have the HDP™ or an empty box on display. That way, nobody gets offended, and we all go on our merry* way and live happy, Safe 2.0 lives. Have a happy holiday. Go with palette.
*The use of merry in this context in no way implies an endorsement of the phrase ‘Merry Christmas’ nor should it be construed as such. Please see your local church, mosque or temple for details.
Tags: people with too much time on their hands at Christmas, Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa
3 comments:
A poorly disguised tool of the Church of Satan, Santa Claus should be banned from all public schools, government buildings and other public venues. Why in the name of the Virgin Birth we continue to give attention to Satan Claws, the sinister thief of the Glory of Christmas is beyond me.
Even the Church of Statan is welcome on the Holiday Display Palette.
On second thought, probably not a good idea. Wood. Fire. You get the picture.
It's just Seattle. Milquetoast, passive-aggressive, city masquerading as a village. And they allow people to wear Birkenstocks to the Opera.
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