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Tuesday, February 6, 2007

JACK BAUER’S SUPER BOWL REVIEW OF DEATH.

I ONLY HAVE TWO FAVORITES: THE HEART ATTACK SPOT AND THE MT. DEW SPOT AFTER THE GAME. WHY? BECAUSE THE HEART ALMOST DIED, AND CHUCK NORRIS TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS WITH JUST A STARE. LIKE ME.

HIGHJIVE HAS ASKED WHAT ABOUT THE BUD ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS SPOT. I DON’T DRINK. IT DULLS THE KILL SENSE.

ALSO, MY CELL PHONE ALWAYS STAYS CHARGED. WHY? IT RUNS ON DEATH.

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4 comments:

HighJive said...

well, now we know where jack inherited his personality.

jack was willing to kill his own brother. but the old man actually did.

HighJive said...

also, don't you think jack liked the spot where the guy throws a rock at his buddy's head?

RFB said...

I liked James Cromwell much better as Farmer Hoggett.

Anonymous said...

THAT'LL DO JETPACKS, THAT'LL DO. NOW I HAVE TO GO AND KILL SOMETHING.