Lisa’s pining included: wearing a trench coat, a wig, possessing a knife, a BB pistol, latex gloves, a steel mallet, diapers, several feet of rubber tubing and hand-written directions to the victim’s home in her car. Still, NASA said her job status remains ‘unchanged.’ Yeah, I bet.One thing though. A BB gun? She couldn’t borrow a laser from work? Makes me have less faith in the whole ‘secret weapons satellite program’ thing we’re supposed to be developing.
(via Drudge)
Tags: advertising, Lisa Marie Nowak, space shuttle
5 comments:
Wow. I clicked over to the article since I had no idea what this was about, then found my favorite sentence within the first paragraph:
"They also found diapers, which Nowak said she used so she wouldn't have to stop on the 1,000-mile drive."
I'm working on a brand now that can use that. lol.
OMG. Crazy beeyotch. Poor thing. I hope she gets proper medication.
Ick. diapers. How much would a trip to the Chevron station bathroom slow her down? A couple minutes?
She had to stop for gas, right? Can't just take a quick whiz then?
You expect this sort of behavior from Denny's employees maybe, but NASA?
Great NY Post headlines on this today:
LUST IN SPACE
You can't beat a classic NY Post headline.
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