SO MUCH SO THAT IT’S TAKEN ME TWO DAYS TO EXPRESS MY TRUE FEELINGS. AND I DON’T HAVE MANY OF THOSE, EXCEPT FOR KILL AND WHISPER. (YES, WHISPER IS OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED AS A JACK BAUER FEELING.) ONLY GOT TO CUT OFF PART OF A FINGER. NO KILLS. VERY UNHAPPY RIGHT NOW. VERY UNHAPPY. EVEN GOT MY ASS KNOCKED OUT. ME OF ALL PEOPLE TOO. JUST CALL ME JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME.TAGS: JACK BAUER, 24, PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON, JACK BAUER MEANS DEATH, KIEFER SUTHERLAND GRAVITAS, JACK BAUER FACTS
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Jack, Jack, Jack -- Look at the bright side:
1.) That mousey Audrey isn't stalking you.
2.) Only one nuke has exploded so far.
3.) The hand is healing nicely.
4.) Your dad didn't shoot you in the head.
5.) Soon you might have a chance to compare the amenities of a Chinese torture facility with those of a Russian torture facility.
6.) CTU uses only macs, so you work for the agency with the best graphics in all of counter-terrorism.
Oh, I knew whisper was a feeling. *strokes Jack's hair*
DAD ALWAYS DID LIKE ME BETTER.
AND, I DO FEEL A LITTLE BETTER NOW ACTUALLY. THE STROKING THING HELPED.
Jack: Be thankful the President's terrorist coddling sister Sandra has disappeared, along with Walid.
And your stupid daughter is out of the picture too.
And next week, you get to see Agent Pierce and Martha in their new love nest.
But Jack, why the hell did you just walk toward the door in the Consul's office? That was so un-Jack.
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