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Friday, April 20, 2007

ABC. ALWAYS. BE. CAREFUL.

You never know when that answering machine message will come back to haunt you. Guess Kim wasn’t the psycho after all. Man, someone call DYFS after listening to Baldwin go off on his daughter. If this is part of the 30 Rock promotion to have Alec call your friend and leave a message, sign me up.

“Ok, let’s run this around the room for some possible excuses, yeah, Al, whatta ya got?

“Jet lag. Makes you fucking nuts man.”

“Ok, but he didn’t fly that day, he was on the set. Look, we gotta work a stimulant in there people, otherwise he ain’t ever seeing the kid again. C’mon, look at Gibson for Christ’s sake. Gimmee something.”

“Maybe he thought he was talking to Stephen or Billy?”

“Nah, going off on the born again guy–wouldn’t look good. (Which one’s born again?)

“Stephen.”

“Sorry. How about No-Doze? He loaded up on the set?”

“Good, good. Jimmy, whatta ya got?”

“Imus comments sent him over the edge.”

“Eh, can’t piggyback on a racial comment in the same week. Unwritten rule.”

“Ok, how about he heard a rumor Kim was seeing Ed Norton.”

“PERFECT. I’d be out of my fucking mind. Sweet. Run with it.”

(via TMZ via Drudge.)

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Sounds like as good of an excuse as any!

Anonymous said...

another explanation: alec has been spending too much time with 30 rock co-star tracy morgan.

Anonymous said...

"Guess Kim wasn’t the psycho after all."

She IS the one who made this issue public, thereby adding years of embarrasment to her daughter. This issue is none of our business.

Anonymous said...

“none of our business.”

Oh, but here on this blog? Everything is our business.