STAY OUT OF MY WAY.

VERY UPSET TODAY. APPARENTLY SOME LOGO BLOGGER MISSED SEEING ME IN ACTION LAST NIGHT. CTU HAS BEEN WORKING ON FINDING HIS LOCATION. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT. ALSO, THERE’S NEW SPIN-OFF WEBISODES CALLED CTU ROOKIE SPONSORED BY DEGREE DEODORANT. [JESUS CHRIST THAT’S A LOT OF BRAND LOGOS AND THE WORLD’S LARGEST ‘CLICK TO ENTER’ I’VE EVER SEEN.] ANYWAY, THIS INFO WAS SENT TO ME NOT FROM CTU, BUT FROM THEIR PROMO AGENCY. WITHOUT A URL FOR THE SHOW. JACK BAUER DOESN'T LOOK STUFF UP. STUFF IS LOOKED UP FOR JACK BAUER. THAT'S HOW IT WORKS HERE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU WANT YOUR MESSAGE SENT OUT. AND SPONSORS? THE ONLY SPONSOR FOR 24 IS DEATH. AS FOR THE NEW SHOW, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR TRAINING ANYONE NEW. BUT SINCE THIS NEW ROOK’S ON THE SAME SIDE AS ME, I'LL CUT HIM SOME SLACK. MAYBE ONCE HE SPENDS TIME IN A PRISON OVERSEAS, HE CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT SUFFERING, UNTIL THEN, STAY OUT OF MY WAY AND BE QUIET. PUNK.

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