Via Gizmag comes word that Ferrari is opening its own theme park in Abu Dhabi. And I was worried that $3+ per gallon is going straight into Washington’s pocket. But now, the ferris wheel turns upstairs: why not have other brand theme parks? Both Disney and Six Flags are long in the tooth. DollyWood is cute and all, (especially the song on her site), but what about some new blood:1) Purina World. Pets only. Giant fire hydrant water area for dogs. 75’ drape slide for cats. Humans wait in a restricted area.
2) NASCAR World. Shit. Already have that.
3) Ford World. The workers who got laid off could work there. Pinto bumper cars. CEO-go-round.
4) Trojan World. Well, you get the idea there.
5) Gap World. Imagine what Todd could do with a tilt-a-whirl and a swatchbook.
I’m sure you can come up with your own.
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Ferrari recently released photos (and I assume in the near future the actual product) of an upscale Segway with a big fat Ferrari logo on the side... classic.
I think they might be stretching a bit on the theme park...
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