Well, since serious issues like unions aren’t what you people want, let’s go for the money shot. Help protect the Rio Grande from the so-called girlie magazines and stimulated readers who would become hardened in cynical contempt. Call 1-900-ANTIPORN. Although I would disagree with the characterization of newstands at the end of it. I think Drudge now has that honor.(This could be viewed as NSFW, unless of course you work for Pat Robertson.)
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I'm a cynically stimulated beast but I'm more offended and annoyed by the outstanding reporter than with the outstanding breasts and buttockses that I might find in the newspaper stands.
I can't help but raise my eyebrow though that someone raped or sodomized someone because they were stimulated by porn. It's like saying bullets kill people, not that rascally rabbit that pulled the trigger.
The only thing i can genuinely agree to have a gripe with is the child pornography. Hey I'm all for doing what you want to get your rocks off, but there are certain social mores that shouldn't be ignored even if catholic institutions do everything possible to proliferate it.
Dang - I liked your union argument. I wonder if ad people would get as lazy and blazé about their work as, say, transit workers and city employees.
"What, more letters for the Bank? My union contract clearly states I write no more than 3 such letters a week, with at least 50% new content and only 1 feedback from the client, which I may waive or take to arbitration."
Hmm, then again, maybe you're on to something...
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