Big male aggregate has much more advantages.

You bet it does! After reading that subject in an email from my junk folder, I wondered why shouldn’t spam get its own creative awards. The use of ‘aggregate’ in a pitch about being physically inadequate? Inspired. And while the art direction in most spam is lacking, it’s the writing you come for:

Your wife shack up with your friend that is why you are alone.
By reason of of his jang length. Girlfriends like enormous machine.
Lengthen your aggregate and you'll be popular among chicks surely enough.
Lengthen your male device size and you will forget about problems surely enough.