Overheard internet

Because people are always saying something really cool, really honest, or really stupid:

“The secret of funk is in the hat.”
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“Wendy’s has by far the best fast food. What dipshit think McDs or BK actually tastes better? ... Would it be so hard to make a clever/fun/engaging spot that reinforced this salient point? ... Ah, what do I know. I work in interactive, so I don’t know shit about TV. Except that in 5 years you will all be out of work, because NO ONE WATCHES TV COMMERCIALS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!

Enjoy retirement.”
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“sexist and disgraceful, yes, but tits are funny, and were created by god to advance the career of benny hill.”