Overheard internet.

Because people are always saying something really cool, really honest,
or really stupid:

“Sweet! Chicks, video games, and prizes! I win, you win, America wins...”
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“Uh people, there is no Chinese Democracy album. It is a front because everyone knows he is simply a fat, balding has-been that still beats up women.”
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“Give me a fucking break. This is what happens when planners try to write ads. It's like everyone thinks they can make an ad nowadays just because they own a fucking mac. Can we bring back the professionals?”