“Hi, yes, I was wondering, do you guys rent classic cars? Okay, cool. Yeah, I need like, a pick-up truck, maybe something older though. Ford? Eh, need something a little more centrist. Toyota? You’re kidding, right? I’m thinking Chevy. You DO? It’s a ’64? Red too? TRIFECTA! Hits the white male boomer demo! (*We’ll get her to wear a smart pansuit, blue this time, plus it's supposed to be overcast that day. Kodak moment with the whole flag American apple pie thing*) Can you hold it for me, someone will be right down. Hey, one more thing, you guys take checks? No, we’re good for it, really.”
Sunday, May 4, 2008
It’s gotta be the pantsuit, right?
“Hi, yes, I was wondering, do you guys rent classic cars? Okay, cool. Yeah, I need like, a pick-up truck, maybe something older though. Ford? Eh, need something a little more centrist. Toyota? You’re kidding, right? I’m thinking Chevy. You DO? It’s a ’64? Red too? TRIFECTA! Hits the white male boomer demo! (*We’ll get her to wear a smart pansuit, blue this time, plus it's supposed to be overcast that day. Kodak moment with the whole flag American apple pie thing*) Can you hold it for me, someone will be right down. Hey, one more thing, you guys take checks? No, we’re good for it, really.”
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3 comments:
Very nice. And they don't make jeans that don't make her look bad. Mellencamp was scheduled to appear, but his pompadour got delayed in traffic.
By the way, my reader says you post like 32 times per week. That's no longer a hobby. You're sick, man. Sick.
Thanks. I’m aiming for quantity over quality. Why raise a bar when you don’t have to.
Add a ruffly shirt and bow tie to that pantsuit and you have the most popular rental tux of Prom 1978.
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