Johnny Walker is now offering its engraving service for Father’s Day through 6/14. Now you can tell dad just how special he made you feel:“Dear Dad: Remember when mom said she was working late all those years?”
“Dear Dad: Remember when I said it was a carjacking after they recovered the truck?”
Make your own special greeting!
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5 from me to you
Dear dad, remember that time you said my English teacher needed some cock sandwich to settle her wicked stomach?
Dear dad, this is for all the times you were too drunk to find the belt.
Dear dad, thanks for letting me learn that fucking a pumpkin in public can get you in jail.
Dear dad, thanks for taking me to my first brothel.
Dear dad, glad you didn't pull out now huh?
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