“Like, OMG, is that the new vibrating thing from Trojan?”

Why yes, yes it is! In the tradition of fine late-night DR comes (ouch) a new American classic from Trojan. “But will new Trojan Vibrating Touch^® hold up?” Will it! Why, it’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman! Just ask granny in the background. No blushing there because it’s obvious she gets around. “But will new Trojan Vibrating Touch^® harm my existing relationship? Won’t my boyfriend be, you know, jealous?” Jealous schmellous! We’re talking enhanced relationships here people! And if he’s not around, what could be better after watching Sex in the City on DVD and finishing off that pint of Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie. Trojan knows! “But is new Trojan Vibrating Touch^® you know, discrete?” Is it! I’m using one right now under the table while they’re filming the commercial. For more info, just see their vibratingtouch.com and hear what real real women have to say.

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