Mr. Breshnev? Tear down these beats.

Oh sure, Dubbya and McCain are speaking out now against Russia in an attempt to capture a little of that Reaganesque bravado, but little is known about a secret Cold War era program in the 1970s by the Soviet Union to steal American jazz and infiltrate our society with, yes: The funky wah-wah. The plan never worked however as the secret agents were easy to spot. Remember comrade, next time, it’s gotta be on the one.

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